I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Let there be light blight and hindsight
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…