Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that