A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will