It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…