Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall