The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to