God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food