My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control