Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
God knows If you only give people One way forward They will go their separate ways So, God always gives us a choice
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
