When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock