Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I don’t get mad I get odd

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals