My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you