Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
