In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
