Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble