The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

God is the world’s only super-bower

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool