You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed