A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…