Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for