The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
