The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in