The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch