In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme