In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…