The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I have an idea: I have no idea

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear