The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf