The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…