I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
