Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything