When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
