Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained