The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Breathe in not out
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
