As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
