When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask