Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”