The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

If you think your status can prote… You will inevitably abuse your sta… And find yourself asking Don’t you know who I am? The answer will be no

We all have our likes and dislikes… This used to be called taste And there’s no accounting for tast… But on social media our likes and… Are all just a waste

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin