We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
