A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
