The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off