In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults