Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say