If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography