We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny