I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air