Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

My ego is too big

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one