Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry