The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously