When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain