Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…