The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
