My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
