I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep