You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
