I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed