In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
