When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans