I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
