It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon