Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…