Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Breathe in not out

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

One thing I could do Was need control