A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…