God is the world’s only super-bower

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When God closes one store He opens another

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with