Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation