Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate