If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
