There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
